The Bat Dream (www.kieto.com)
 
This happened recently to me after working straight through the day with very few breaks. When I am real tired, I dream. And believe me, I have these dreams that are so realistic. I don't know what they mean if they have any meaning at all, but the other night, I dreamt I was a bat. You heard me... a bat! Not a baseball bat, but you know, one of those creatures that hang from the ceilings in caves and other dark places? And not just any bat but a Vampire Bat! Well, anyway, this is how it went. If you have any ideas what this dream could mean, let me know.

I dreamt I was a young vampire bat and I came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood. I perched myself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Before long, all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling me about where I got it. I was tired and needing a rest, so I told them to please leave me alone. However, it was clear that I wasn't going to get any sleep until I satisfied their curiosity.

"OK!" I said with exasperation, "follow me," and I flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind me.

Down through the valley we went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally I slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around me.

"Do you see that tree over there?" I asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good, because I DIDN'T!"